8 things to do whilst you wait for your 1 hour Amazon delivery

What a time to be alive. We are the second city to get one hour Amazon deliveries. But what can you do while you wait for your package? Here are a few ideas

Wait for the Library of Birmingham to open on a Sunday, whilst imagining what it looks like inside

Wait for a drink to be served at The Botanist — where the dream of the 1890s is alive

Get about 3/8 of the way round the 11 route.

Walk from civilisation to Millennium Point — it’s the future apparently

Listen to Mr Blue Sky 17.06 times.

Wait for a Royal Cars taxi that’s “just round the corner”.

Look for fucking owls

Go to the shop and pick up what you need

Author: Howard Wilkinson

Director of Satire, Paradise Circus. Howard adds stability at the top, taking a strategic overview of operations whilst also stepping in from time to time in a caretaker author role.