8 things to do whilst you wait for your 1 hour Amazon delivery

What a time to be alive. We are the second city to get one hour Amazon deliveries. But what can you do while you wait for your package? Here are a few ideas

Wait for the Library of Birmingham to open on a Sunday, whilst imagining what it looks like inside

Wait for a drink to be served at The Botanist — where the dream of the 1890s is alive

Get about 3/8 of the way round the 11 route.

Walk from civilisation to Millennium Point — it’s the future apparently

Listen to Mr Blue Sky 17.06 times.

Wait for a Royal Cars taxi that’s “just round the corner”.

Look for fucking owls

Go to the shop and pick up what you need

By Howard Wilkinson

Director of Satire, Paradise Circus. Howard adds stability at the top, taking a strategic overview of operations whilst also stepping in from time to time in a caretaker author role.

Director of Satire, Paradise Circus. Howard adds stability at the top, taking a strategic overview of operations whilst also stepping in from time to time in a caretaker author role.

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