A Tory fat cat who probably looks a lot like Cameron, in stockings and suspenders bends around a pole in a lap dancing club. In the crowd are Mike Whitby and Albert Bore, with conference-style name tags on so we know who they are. Mike is egging Albert on to slip a £1M note into the dancers suspenders, where there are already lots of them.
On the floor is an Evening Mail with the headline ‘Council £1.5M on Tory Conference‘, and something about a free pasty.
Author: Jon Bounds
Jon was voted the ‘14th Most Influential Person in the West Midlands’ in 2008. Subsequently he has not been placed. He’s been a football referee, venetian blind maker, cellar man, and a losing Labour council candidate: “No, no chance. A complete no-hoper” said a spoilt ballot. Jon wrote and directed the first ever piece of drama performed on Twitter when he persuaded a cast including MPs and journalists to give over their timelines to perform Twitpanto. But all that is behind him.
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