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You simply must: NOT fight on or near the premises

  
A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham. No. 11: Mere Green M.U.G.A.

Author Jon HickmanPosted on 20 August 2015Categories you simply mustTags mugaLeave a comment on You simply must: NOT fight on or near the premises

You simply must: not touch the panes

Do not push on the panes

A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham. No. 10: 1o Woodcock Street

Author Jon HickmanPosted on 13 December 201411 December 2014Categories you simply must

You simply must: not use this keypad at any time

Do not use this keypad

A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham. No. 9: Ley Hill Surgery.

Author Jon HickmanPosted on 12 December 201411 December 2014Categories you simply must

You simply must: press top of dial (where it says ‘press’)

You simply must: press top of dial (where it says 'press')

A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham. No. 8: Mere Green Library & Community Centre

Author Jon HickmanPosted on 11 December 201411 December 2014Categories you simply must

You simply must: be mindful that conversations can be overheard

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A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham.

No. 7: In the Council House smoking area.

 

Author Jon BoundsPosted on 14 May 2014Categories you simply must

You simply must: Not vandalise the newspapers

If the newspapers continue to be vandalised this service will be withdrawn

A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham.

No. 6:  Mere Green Library, Sutton Coldfield.

Author Jon HickmanPosted on 25 April 2014Categories you simply must

You simply must: Get in lane

A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham.

No. 5:  Nr. Alexander Stadium, Perry Barr

Author Jon BoundsPosted on 23 January 201416 January 2014Categories you simply must1 Comment on You simply must: Get in lane

You simply must: Keep back from the platform edge


A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham.

No. 4: Witton Station.
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Author Jon BoundsPosted on 20 January 201416 January 2014Categories you simply must

You simply must: Pay for your shopping before taking it into the toilet.

You simply must pay for your shopping before taking it to the toilet.

A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham.

No. 3: M&S, Sutton Coldfield.

Author Jon HickmanPosted on 17 January 201417 January 2014Categories you simply must

You simply must: Insert exact fare.

Insert exact fare

A series of things you must do when visiting Birmingham.

No. 2: On the buses.

 

Picture © Mark Wilson

Author Jon HickmanPosted on 15 January 201412 January 2014Categories you simply mustTags public transport

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